Q
are you the skull or the dick?
Anonymous
A

whoaretheliars:

Ya’ll need Jesus


I want to work for the FBI so I can’t save this to my computer with a clear conscious


coochiepebble:

When your squads outfits are on pointimage

(via weedkinz)


armisael:

armisael:

me in prison


me in prison part 2

armisael:

armisael:

me in prison

me in prison part 2

(via weedkinz)


the-fandoms-are-cool:

leradny:

videohall:

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

(via buckyybarnhes)


me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

mulders:

I’m about to have a grand fucking time

(via zombiehuntersapprentice)



annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany

it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

(via mallratsmission)


montajmahal:

ethiopienne:

perfection

It’s a VHS tape too

(via theenglishmiss)